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I’d love to say I’ve had enough of this photo, but it just hasn’t happened yet. Schadenfreude simply won’t let me let go. What can I tell you — LiLo happens to be crazy in exactly the way that I like. Public and Huge.
Early last week (when Lindsay was still between meltdowns) it is rumored [...]

If you’re like me (and if I were you, I’d pray that you are not) you can’t get enough of sharks. Ok. That’s a bit of an overstatement. I can get exactly enough. Enough happens to be “one week per year, and definitely not in person.” Which works out great, because it’s Shark Week on [...]

Welcome back, everyone, to Friday’s Manslations News Roundup. Lots of great little stories that would have fallen by the wayside

This week, Lindsay Lohan’s escapades have finally elevated her to the level of celebrity news that I actually enjoy — the full-on, outdoor, public meltdown. Finally, I’m interested.

Hello, everyone. Yes, EVERYONE. I’m talking to all of you when I say that. “Hello,” I mean. I guess you’d all assume I was talking to all of you, but I don’t want to leave anything to chance, here at manslations.com. That’s the Jeff Mac way.
Uh, let’s get started with the post, shall we? Great [...]

Ok, so this is Paris Hilton and the dude she’s been spending her time with. (hint: he’s the one who looks high) I think I read that he was a medical research scientist or an astrophysicist or something…no wait. Surfer, that was it. (I think I got a contact-high just from looking at this picture. [...]

I got a manslations request (sent to me via THIS page) from a woman who calls herself “Curvy Spice.” Curvy was offended by a male internet dater’s “dating weight restrictions”. Frankly, it sounds like she e-kicked his ass about it a little without having even to suffer a date with him. So that’s fun! (I [...]

Hello all. Before we break for the weekend (after which I’ve got several reader requests which I will manslate!) I wanted to see what was going on out

This is a photo (from TMZ.com) that some strange person snapped of Courtney Love on her way home from

There are some things better left unsaid. There are some things that aren’t worth finding out about. Here are 5 of