manslations

Hello there, everyone! My name is Jeff Mac. You can read a little bit about me over HERE, if that’s your thing. Far be it from me to, er, something…*

So, what IS this website, you ask? Well, this website is “Manslations“, a place where I will be answering female dating/relationship questions, and presenting a guidebook to the male mind from the perspective of someone who has owned and operated one for pretty much the whole time I’ve been around.

In the coming months, if you come by here every weekday, I’ll be answering questions, writing articles and giving advice based on ancient Manslations techniques that date back to…erm…hm.**

If you stop by here each weekday, here’s a short list of the kinds of things you’re going to see.

1. Using all of the wit, wisdom, and genius at my disposal, I will begin many lists — even when I haven’t stopped to think of something that might go ONTO such a list.
2. I will offer advice and counsel based upon your questions regarding all things male. No male secret is too precious here. What the hell do I care? I’m giving the game away, people. Ask what you want. (Do that HERE.)
3. I will shatter every single existing myth*** about men.
4. I will offer real-world-tested Manslations tools to help you navigate all your dealings with men.
5. I will offer completely UNtested Manslations tools that may or may not help you navigate those dealings.
6. I might not be 100% honest with you about the difference between #3 and #4 type tools, while presenting them.

Anyway, take a look around. Get comfortable. Please take your shoes off, if you don’t mind — I hate to be like that, but I just started this blog and don’t want to get anything on it.

-Jeff Mac

* Ok, that was a bad start. Bad start for a website. I accept that. Looking back, I think I just wanted to say the phrase, “far be it from me.” But now I know that before you start a sentence that way,you really need to have a way to END it . Lesson learned, people.

**Ok, I did that thing again. I wanted to say “that date back to” to give this thing some gravitas, and yet, nothing. Ok. No more of that. Swear.

***I’m feeling uncomfortable about that claim. I haven’t counted all the myths about men. I mean, if there are, like, eleven of them then I’m all over it. Let’s just play it by ear, ok?