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Man Leaves his Dead Mother’s Corpse in Armchair for Two Years: Hitchcock Estate Mulls Lawsuit You know, there are so many things wrong with this story, it’s hard to even list them while smiling this hard. Gosh, I love this story. He left her body in her chair because he couldn’t bear to make funeral [...]

We’ve got a tough one today, ladies. Manslations reader, Sharon has an ex who will not let her go — EVEN THOUGH HE’S LIVING WITH ANOTHER WOMAN. First of all, before we even get to your letter, Sharon — please don’t feel badly about having dated this guy. We all pick a loser now and [...]

Today, we’re responding to a manslations request Renu, who has a man who will only RE-act to her. She writes: So I met a guy and if I don’t call him or invite him out he doesn’t take any initative, but he is very happy when I do call and always attends everything I invite [...]

Welcome back, Manslatees! Continuing with our slew of reader requests (keep ‘em coming — I’ll get to as many of you as I possibly can!) here’s one from Shelby, who has some concerns about the commitment of her man. Shelby writes: It’s my understanding that when a man says he’s “anti-marriage,” it really means that [...]

Welcome back to Manslations.com, people. We’ve got a ton of Reader Requests coming up this week (and keep ‘em coming — I’ll get to as many of you as I can!) Cynthia, has some thoughts on weddings and marriage after my recent post HERE. (Which, by the way, was featured on Terry MacDonald’s fantastic website [...]

Yes, it is finally Friday, and that means one thing — we’re back with another edition of the weekly Manslations News Roundup. Read it up, people of Earth! -Justin Timberlake Shopping for a Ring for Jessica Biel If the rumors are true, Justin is looking to buy her a ring. This is a terrifying moment [...]

We’re back with another edition of my quick responses to the Google searches that have brought people to Manslations.com. However you got here, welcome. And if it was because of one of the search terms below, well, boy are YOU in luck. – we should do it again sometime: I’ve been getting a lot of [...]

Welcome back to Manslations.com, ladies. And if it’s your first visit…well…just ‘welcome’ I suppose. Today, we will be talking about the men you can safely avoid just by what’s in their internet dating profiles. So, there’s this thing called the Internet. You might remember it from “that thing you logged into to read this, right [...]

There was an article in the New York Times recently that seemed to indicate that if you mention meat somewhere in your internet dating profile, or order steak on a first date, you will be communicating something about how fun you are. Or something. I have to be honest, I couldn’t read the whole thing. [...]

Hello there, ladies of Earth. And you, ladies* of Sirius Zeta. Today, I’d like to answer a question I received from a reader calling herself, “DeeBelly.” First of all, so help me, I do love these made-up, anonymous internet names. At least I’m guessing that’s a pseudonym, and if so, congratulations! (And if not, congratulations [...]