manslations

We’re back with another edition of my quick responses to the Google searches that have brought people to Manslations.com.

However you got here, welcome. And if it was because of one of the search terms below, well, boy are YOU in luck.

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we should do it again sometime: I’ve been getting a lot of searches for this one. I’ll refer you to THIS post for some stuff on contact after a date, and also THIS post on the 2 questions that will allow you to understand all male behavior. (Or “behaviour” if you’re from Europe or Canada.)

Quickly, though, that’s a pretty non-committal thing to say. He could be blowing you off in a nice way, OR he could be saying it to gauge YOUR reaction to tell if you’re interested. I’ll tell you this. Forget what he is saying, and look at what he’s DOING. If after he says that, you don’t hear from him in a couple of days, that’s how you know it was a blow-off.

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“tara melvin”: This one threw me. I have no idea who this person is. I have no idea who googled this person. I have no idea how, by googling this person, someone found ME. I tried Googling it. Manslations.com didn’t come up. Not even on the 10th page of results. Of course…now that I’ve posted this, it’s going to come up a lot more. Hm. Ah well — I’m glad you found me, Stalker of Tara Melvin!

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if you cut your hair youre dumped: This one probably got you to THIS post about how getting a crazy haircut can inform a man that you’re having a life crisis moment which you believe is caused by having any hair.

That said, if some dude you’re DATING dumps you because you got a haircut, seriously, consider yourself lucky that such a moron has moved on. Think of it like a horrible intestinal parasite that you finally barfed the last of. (Come on! Think of it like that! Now!)

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things to say to drive our man wild: “Our” man? Well, for one thing, you might want to tell him that there is more than one of you. That will drive most men wild right there. I’m not even involved and I’m pretty wild about that. But seriously, I’m guessing this was a typo. You’ll want to stop by THIS page and take a look at some things to drive him wild.

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“don t” let nobody tell you your life is over be every color that you are: Now, I’m guessing that this is for the song by “Train.” I don’t know how that got you here, Googlers, but…well…feel free to assume that I would also recommend that you be every color that you are, I guess. (Unless you are blue — that could be a sign that you have forgotten to breathe. For WAY too long. Seriously, inhale, you’re not accomplishing anything.)

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That does it for this edition of “How in the hell did you people GET here?” How did YOU get here? Leave a comment and let me know!