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Hello, lovely readers, and welcome back to another edition of the Manslations news, where I, Jeff Mac, read the news so that you don’t have to. Then I report it to you. Right down there, in fact. Which…I suppose you would have just figured that out as you read it. Ahem. Let’s get started, shall [...]

(Editor’s Note: I doubt that this will be a terrifying anything. Then again, maybe you scare really easily. And it’s that uncertainty that’s so terrifying, don’t you think? No? Hello?) Today, we discuss the perils of radically changing your hair, and what men know that usually signifies. I mean, first of all, look at Natalie [...]

Editor’s Note: Manslations.com is not in any way responsible for any lack of very-specialness in the following celebrity manslation. If there’s one thing that writing for Manslations.com has done for me, it’s to force me to read great, big, giant piles of celebrity gossip that I don’t really care about. The good news is that [...]

(Author’s Note: If you REALLY want to drive your man wild in bed, my book has an entire CHAPTER devoted to men, sex, the whole deal.) ______________________________________________________________________ So begins a cheesy story on every single issue of all the various magazines, promising to give you the edge in the sack, offering him things that he [...]

Here we have another Manslations Reader Request from our good friend, frequent commenter, and intrepid dater — Curvy Spice. It’s about where one can go to meet men. Mr. manslater: Saw this letter in the Dear Margo section of the internet (yeah who reads newspapers anymore. She is Ann Landers daughter) and it did make [...]

It’s that time again, Manslations faithful. It’s time for this week’s Manslations News roundup. Lots to talk about this week. Let’s get right to it! The Beckham’s Bringing Their Designer Scents to America Well, first of all, thank GOD. Here I was, walking around like an idiot NOT smelling like the Beckhams. I didn’t even [...]

We get searches. Oh yes. One of the features of my traffic meter is that it tells me what someone Googled to find manslations.com. Today, I’m going to give some quick answers to some of our more common Googlers. (I look at my site traffic meter, oh, let’s say about a thousand times a day. [...]

Today we’re going to spread the joy and wisdom to a celebrity couple in trouble. Our lucky recipients: Model Kate Moss and rock star Pete Doherty. By the way, a big congratulations to Pete for being given 4 weeks to prove he’s serious about quitting drugs before being thrown into jail! (I’m not Nostradamus or [...]

Hello, loyal readers. And to the traitorous readers, a big ‘hello’ as well, along with a ‘please stop betraying stuff.’ Listen, the “Need a Manslation?” contact page has been screwing up. I’ve finally fixed it now, but if you sent me a message that I haven’t yet dealt with on the site, please, please, please [...]

Of all the Google searches that bring people to Manslations.com (including “prada vibrator,” seriously) one of the ones I’ve been getting over and over is “things men won’t tell you.” Well, I, Jeff Mac, Manslator, am here to help. I am going to tell you what you can expect that most men will not tell [...]