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Welcome back, my friends, to the Manslations News Roundup series that never ends. It’s Friday, and you all know what that means. Let’s do this thing…
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Hillary Duff’s Boyfriend Buys Her a Mercedes for her Birthday

So THAT’s who those moronic car-with-a-giant-bow-on-it commercials are targeting…
By the way, on behalf of all NON-millionaire boyfriends in the world, thanks [...]

I get this one quite a bit — and this search term probably brings you to my post about making first contact after a date or this one about the man who never calls. But I think this googler is asking about when to have sex. And as a native Connecticutian (pronounced kuh-neh-tuh-KYOO-shun) — albeit [...]

A reader named Caroline has what seems to be a very common request for me to manslate: Wha Happa? He was there, he treated me like gold, and then he was gone. Since Caroline has promised in no uncertain terms to “worship” me in exchange for a Manslation, here we go. (Seriously, I’ve always thought [...]

A reader named Connie is looking for some advice on a situation that, in my manslative estimation, has likely gone on as is  for a little too long. She writes:
Back in early June 2007 I said to a coworker “Have you seen any good movies lately?”
His response: What would you like to see?
Me: tongue tied [...]

Welcome back to another week at Manslations.com. Today, I’m tackling another reader request. We’ve got a young lady named Karina (second Karina this month, for those of you who keep track of such statistics. Anyone? No?) who is confused by her male compatriots.
(Manslator’s Note: She didn’t use the word “compatriots.” I’m beginning to think I [...]

People, Friday has come, and not a second too soon. I need to sleep. But before I do, how’s about some Manslations News Roundup action? Yes? Let’s do it.
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BRAD & ANGELINA AND THE BIG BED THEORY

Brad Pitt, in support of his latest movie in which he plays…I don’t know, somebody really hot whose life shames [...]

I did a post a little while back about men and cheating, and it spurred quite a bit of conversation on the subject. One thing we didn’t totally cover is this question (which somebody googled to get to Manslations):
Q: Can men stop cheating?
A: Yes. But the real question is, WILL they?
And the answer to [...]

Hello there, ladies. And, apparently, gentlemen as well…
I received a reader request from one of them — a dude! “Eric the BeehiveHairDresser” has a “friend” who gets hit on by guys all the time, and he wants to know why. Let’s see if Manslations can help.
I know I like to put the reader requests in [...]

Awesome children’s writer/blogger/daredevil dater, Lucy F., wrote a great post about how she has occasionally brought men to “open mic nights” as a litmus test of their dateworthiness. They’d not only see her do some high-larious storytelling onstage, but they’d see all the OTHER freakiness that happens at an open mic, and she’d be able [...]

Welcome back, manslatees! I got a request from my Danish pal, Karina. Karina cuts my hair. During my haircuts, she and I have often spoken of her frustration with her man in the “chores” area. We touched on this a little in my response to Amy Pacheco’s frustration with HER man. But Karina wants [...]