Comments on: Manslations News Roundup: Cheaters-Never-Win Edition

By: Jeff Mac

Jeff Mac — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 11:21:14 +0000

Terry: Guys like to keep score. This is why they like sports — you can tell who won and who lost. And I guess penis size is the oldest form of keeping score on record.

By: Terry

Terry — Sun, 30 Sep 2007 13:24:44 +0000

Penis-enhancement-mobile? That’s hilarious!

Whenever my husband and I are cut off by some schmo in a “luxury car,” we eye each other and mutter, “Small penis sufferer.”

What is it with guys and their penises, Jeff? Why all the “enhancement” commercials? Why all the SPAM (somebody has to be buying that stuff, or SPAMMERs would have found a new product by now)?

By: Jeff Mac

Jeff Mac — Sat, 29 Sep 2007 16:47:05 +0000

luckydave: Yeah, I thought that was a little hilarious. It’s hard not to wonder how she missed that little “clue.”

Curvy Spice!!! Where hast thou been!? I think you might have a point, that it’s only fair if everybody actually knows what they’re going to get murdered for.

Susan: I also wondered that, Susan. I mean, is that really the best way to poison someone? I think not.

By: Susan

Susan — Sat, 29 Sep 2007 01:03:53 +0000

“Darling, your eyes sparkle like jewels…and if you cheat on me, you f–r, I’ll yank them out one by one with a dull chopstick.” That’s love, I tell you.

How long do you think she had that pill in her mouth? I was just thinking it was a good thing she didn’t accidentally swallow the pill. Like when she choked reading about the spin bowler doofus asshole accidentally texting his wife.

By: Curvy Spice

Curvy Spice — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 17:48:57 +0000

Am I the only one who thinks there is some delightful logic to the Chinese murder-pact dating arrangement? I kind of like the upfront honesty of a relationship where you know from the get go, if you cheat, you die. It’s like an extreme you break it you buy it policy.

Though I think she shouldn’t have gone with the secret death pill. I don’t think that really represents the honest and open relationship they forged with each other. And perhaps the lawyer hammering out that dating arrangement should have been more specific with the defined term for “cheating” since apparently one party interpreted cheating as “talking” and the other did not. As I tell all my friends, you need to get a good lawyer.

I’m very much looking forward to whatever film version of this story comes out. Lifetime Television for Women should really get on this. I can see it starring Tiffani Amber Thiessen with the poison pill. Awesome.

By: luckydave

luckydave — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 13:35:05 +0000

“He and Callahan divorced in 2005, with Warne later saying his womanizing was something he did to ease the loneliness of long cricket tours.”