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If this is your first Friday here at Manslations.com, today is the day where each week I, Jeff Mac, take a few stories from around the world and manslate them. Right here, before your very eyes. It’s like those restaurants where they make guacamole right at the table. Except the guacamole you get here is [...]

Hello, loyal readers. And hello to the traitorous ones as well, I guess. (Hey, traffic is traffic, people. Keep it clicking!) Today, I’m going to be tackling a topic about which I know nothing. (Not a first for me, as some of you might know.) Dating a single mom. It is at the request of [...]

A reader named TJ is with a guy who goes out on dates with her, makes plans, but never calls. What’s up with that? TJ writes: I’ve been dating this guy for a month, he never calls. He will happily email me a few times a day Mon-Fri while we are at work & text [...]

Hey manslatees. A reader calling herself “LA Lady” has an age-old question. Flirty friends, but nothing more, and hey, she wants more! She writes: Hi Jeff, I love your web site and your sense of humor! Got any single brothers just like you lurking around???? My problem is one of mixed messages. I know this [...]

It’s that time again, Manslatees. It’s time for our Friday news roundup, where I manslate stories from around the globe, and beyond! (Well, probably not ‘beyond.’ It’s pretty much just the globe.) Let’s get started, shall we? – Brad Pitt: ‘I Did All I Could to Ease Pain of Split with Aniston’ Poor Brad. He [...]

Hello, lovely manslatees. Uh…I don’t know how to start this one. As some of you might know, I check my web stats, oh, let’s say 500 times a day. I love the SEARCHES — as in, what did someone Google that ultimately brought them to Manslations.com? Here’s my current favorite: how do you know if [...]

Ahoy, ladies. Today we’ve got a good one from our old pal, Amy Pacheco who just moved in with her man. Amy is experiencing a little, uh, “turbulence.” Amy writes: So I have recently moved in with my boyfriend and, well, I have this overwhelming urge to murder him. Everything he does, everything he touches, [...]

Hello, all. I received a very short, but VERY loaded manslations request from someone calling herself Loirelei. She writes: So why do men cheat and lie anyway? How do you stop one from cheating and lying? where can you find one that doesn’t do these things? Dear Loirelei, Let me answer the 3rd part first. [...]

Dear Everyone. I am posting today to let you know that I am not posting today. Here in America, it is Labor Day. Labor Day is the day on which we celebrate…not working on that day? I don’t really know. I’m not a calendarian. I’m not sure that there even IS such a thing, so [...]