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Hey everybody. Reader, commenter, and requester Shelby is back for another round. She wrote earlier about her “anti-marriage” man, and what that might mean for them. Well, apparently, he’s still not “anti-commitment”, because they’re still together. Now, she’s got another question. This time, about his female pal. She writes: Dear Jeff, I’ve written to you [...]

We’ve got another reader request today, this time from Lilly, who met a man in a distant land while she was on vacation. (Or at least I’m assuming it was distant. But what do I know? I never go anywhere. The Upper East Side is a distant land to me.) Anyway, stuff got a little [...]

Welcome back, manslatees. We’ve got one from Rose, who is getting some seriously mixed signals. Let’s see if we can’t figure out what’s going on here. Rose writes: Hi ok well at 50 i havent got it sussed, I honestly believed that there are nice decent men out there, well there are at least ive [...]

Welcome back to another edition — and possibly the most Corey-filled edition ever — of Manslations News Roundup. Let’s get right into it, if for no other reason than…well, it involves the Coreys. – THE COREYS ARE IN THE “TOP TEN MOVIE BADASSES”: WORLD RESPONDS “WAIT…OH YEAH, THEY DID USED TO DO MOVIES…” This, my [...]

Hello all. I got a very cheerful message from someone calling herself Jo. She’s got an interesting one. She’s juggling 3 guy “pals” and is wondering why one of them hasn’t stepped up to the plate. Or to the “date.” (Oh ho ho ho! Oh, Jeff Mac! Does the revelry ever stop?) (Manslator’s Note: I [...]

- or How to Drive Your Man Wild in Bed, Revisited Ok, wow. Ladies, I have to tell you, I am shocked and awed. You have shocked me. With your Googling behavior. I’m shocked enough to have devised a new feature for Manslations.com “Drive Him Wild” Occasional Wednesdays. That’s fire, people. See how that works? [...]

Hello all. We’ve got a very densely packed email from JackieBlue, talking about a man who…well, ah, he just doesn’t seem very nice. I know this is an intimidating paragraph to go through, but people, it’s worth it. This is a guy you want to remember. (And to avoid like as JackieBlue finally did.) She [...]

Welcome back, you glorious ladies of manslations. Or…GLOM, if you want a…not-very-awesome-sounding acronym for it. Anybody want to come up with a logo for that? No? You want to just forget all about it? Great. We kick the week off with a letter from Edlyn, who is having a tough time getting over a guy [...]

Welcome to Friday, people. And welcome to another Manslations News Roundup where I, Jeff Mac, boldy scour the internet for stuff. Shall we read on? Dare we wait? We dare not — Let’s go! – “SEX & THE CITY” MOVIE SPOILERS LEAKING OUT: MEN WAIT WITH…UH…UN-BATED BREATH? (No spoilers will be revealed here.) Look, ladies, [...]

We haven’t had one of these in a little while, my minions. (Look, just play along, ok? I’ve never had “minions” and until I get some, you’re it.) A quick and dirty manslation of some of the things that you Googled to get here. Should we wait around, or just get started? Are you kidding [...]