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Here were are again. Just when you think there will be no more Fridays…um…there IS one. Is that how that saying goes? There’s NO saying? Well, who cares — it’s time for the Manslations News, lassies!
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CHINESE FIREMEN ASKED TO STOP TAKING SEX FOR BRIBES, STILL REQUIRED TO RUN AROUND CAR AT RED LIGHTS

Evidently it’s now [...]

Well, today we’ve got a long distance relationship. That lasted a long time. Through several of his other girlfriends. Francine is wondering if this guy can be serious about her. I’m wondering that myself. Can we do anything more than wonder? I wonder…
Let’s find out — Francine writes:
This guy I have been friends with the [...]

We’ve got a message from a young woman calling herself “Deee” who has/had a problem trusting her man. But now that she’s trusting him more, she wants to show him, and to mend his hurt in the process. Can she? Let’s see what’s what. Dee writes:
Hi Jeff,
Currently, I’m in a relationship with a man 2 [...]

Hey there, ladies. Today we’ve got a very detailed request from Maeve. I’ve included the full text of her message to me at the bottom of the post, as written. But in the interest in simplicity, I’ve excerpted the primary questions right up top where we can get at them. Basically, she’s not sure if [...]

Well, it was bound to happen, I suppose. When you ask for “questions,” you’re bound to get stuff that more falls into the category of, “enraged comments.” Here’s just such a one:
ARE MEN SO STUPID, THAT FULFILLING A PENIS FILLED DREAM IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN the possibility of CATCHING A STD? IT’S LIKE THAT [...]

Hey everybody. I just wanted to wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving! And if you’re not from the States…um…well, try to imagine a time when your ancestors were having a really nice dinner with their scantily clad neighbors before, you, know…ahem…having some…err…land disputes with them. And then, flash forward a few hundred years…umm…and then eat a [...]

Today, we’ve got one from a woman named Ian who has a man that doesn’t go after her in bed. Not how she wants him to, anyway. Seems like she’s got a great sense of where he’s at, and from her description of the situation, I think we can help.
Ian writes:
hi jeff,
my bf and i [...]

We’ve got a really interesting one today, ladies. And I think I’ve got a bead on him. It’s the disappearing Romantic again. But with a twist. Read on:
Dear Jeff,
I dated a man for three months. It was a great relationship and he treated me like a princess, showering me with expensive gifts, trips and the [...]

This might set the record for the earliest manslation request I’ve gotten. But I’m up for the challenge.
(Manslator’s Note: As it says on the “Need a Manslation” page, it usually takes a few weeks between your request and my answer. So…ah…I suspect this situation has resolved itself by now.)
Let’s see what we can do [...]

Oh, hello manslatees. This Friday’s edition of the Manslation News Roundup is going to be a quick one with only ONE news item. (And I don’t want to hear any crap about how ONE item can’t have been “rounded up,” ok? I round stuff up all the time, and let me tell you, it’s possible.)
After [...]