Comments on: Manslations News Roundup: Principal in Fishnets Edition

By: Jeff Mac

Jeff Mac — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 22:38:33 +0000

BOOYA, I believe they say…

By: beta mom

beta mom — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 16:50:12 +0000

oooh, snap.

By: Jeff Mac

Jeff Mac — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 14:08:20 +0000

beta mom: Yeah, I read that the OTHER genetically engineered worms were heard asking if they looked fat while expecting other worms to read their minds…

By: beta mom

beta mom — Sun, 04 Nov 2007 11:47:29 +0000

whoops – too many “and” s. Catch the typo, win a prize.

By: beta mom

beta mom — Sun, 04 Nov 2007 11:46:26 +0000

Oh my god – I think this is the funniest round-up yet!
First, there is not enough KY Jelly in the world to make that first story okay. (Actually that probably applies to the last story about the principal in fishnets as well.)
You left out the part in the worm story where scientists also noted that the genetically altered worms began leaving the toilet seat up, became less communicative and and actually began comparing themselves to each other to see which was longer.

Big announcement?!

By: Jeff Mac

Jeff Mac — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 17:27:22 +0000

Susan: Yeah, whenever a perv gets caught, you can just bet you’re going to be treated to a hilarious excuse. So that’s “Role Playing,” let’s see, “I have a wide stance” was a good one as well. Oh, when the repressed are involved, the fun never stops.

By: Susan

Susan — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 14:01:08 +0000

“She died in a sanatorium in Santa Fe, the city where the couple were married.” This is sweet, sort of, in a sick way. But perhaps “insanatorium” would be more appropriate?

The Chinese government is really loosening up, eh? Between this and that cheaters’ death pact story a few weeks ago, I think I’ll stay over here. It made me laugh though thinking about what online dating/personal ads would be like if the tough guys in Beijing had anything to say about it: “Male, 40, full set of teeth. That’s all.”

The final story reminds me of something I heard a week or so ago about some Vatican priest/higher up who was caught making suggestive comments to a male student, but then swore he was only “role playing to better understand just how evil and sinful homosexuality is” (paraphrasing). Uh, yeah. And you wonder why I don’t go to church anymore.

Can’t wait for the big announcement and more requests! have a good one.