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So, what happens when your man, as he is looking for a new place, decides to move in with a bevy of attractive women? (Don’t bother me with the details of how many women are in a bevy. I don’t have time for that kind of thing. I’m a man of action.) Shelby’s man is [...]

Hello, dear manslatees. For those of you who are new, Friday is normally the day on which I, Jeff Mac, manslate the news. Well, due to my crazy schedule (I am writing a BOOK, you know, ahem) and the fact that the requests are coming in like crazy, the News Roundup will be going on [...]

We’ve got a good one today, folks. A reader named Sarah has done some serious research into the art of the across-a-crowded-room flirtation. She’s not having any luck with her experiments, and she wants a better way. I’m here to help, Sarah. Hi Jeff, I love your no-nonsense advice. I hope you can help me. [...]

This morning we’ve got a request from Joyce, who has sent in the text of what a man sent her. He sounds pretty frustrated by her attempts to manslate his behavior. Let’s figure out why. Joyce writes: HELLO Mr Manlations! NEED Your expertise ASAP ~ What exactly is this guy telling me? I know he [...]

Ah, the resurfacing man. He’s nuts, he’s gone, and then huh? He’s back? Konfused Kim wants to know what this is. Let’s tell her. Kim writes: Hello August Manslationator! I am writing for your sage opinion about two past — look, I won’t even call them boyfriends; their relationship-possibility lifespan rivaled that of the fruit [...]

Welcome back to another week of Manslations, people. We kick off the week with a request from frequent commenter, Sassy, who has a guy who shifted gears so quickly, he’s going to do something bad to the transmission (I don’t know cars.) Let’s see what we can figure out. Sassy writes: Hi Jeff, So there’s [...]