manslations

We’ve got a follow-up on a post from a while back entitled, “Was that Just His Grief Talking?” A reader named Heather is trying to figure out, once and for all, Is he IN or is he OUT? Let’s find out:
Hi Jeff,
I just recently wrote about dating a man whose mother passed away from [...]

Let’s take a look at a pretty common situation — the guy gets stressed and down, and the girl gets left out. What’s she supposed to do? Let’s see if we can figure it out and/or be funny in the process. Maybe not in that order. Who knows?
I was involved with this guy and [...]

Welcome back, folks. Today, it’s all about yet another man who has inexplicably vanished. Well, not exactly “inexplicably.” I’m gonna explic the hell out of it, you’ll see.
I am so relieved to find this website! Thank you; it is witty and entertaining and just what I needed. We need a man’s honest perspective [...]

Today, we’ve got a long-time reader who still feels conflicted about the whole “asking him out” thing. Is it going to make her look needy? Will it take away “the chase”? What’s the real deal? Read on to find out:
Dear Jeff:
I have read pretty much everything on this WONDERFUL site but still, I don’t [...]

Every once in a while, I get a request that is a pleasant surprise. This is just such a one. A reader named Amanda wants to know if she can get one o’ those “no-downside, no-guilt, walk-when-ya-feel-like-it” deals that the guys sometimes get. Can she do it? Let’s find out.
Hello Jeff Mac,
First, let me [...]

Today, our story continues with the story of young guys who aren’t quite ready to settle into just one lady. What’s the issue? Our reader, who calls herself “my oats are not that wild” wants to know what sounds so unappealing about having sex with the same person for more than a couple weeks. What’s [...]

Short and sweet one today. A reader named simply “S.” wants to know how come the boys ain’t comin’ at her? Is she barking up the wrong tree? Is she clueless? Wha happa?
First, let me thank you for making me snort and laugh while reading manslations. I don’t snort nearly enough (and if someone snorts [...]

Well, Cammy met a man and it started off great. But he’s going traveling soon. So she wants to know, any advice on how to lock him in before he goes, to make sure he’s hers when he gets back? (special manslations preview of the answer to that question: “no”)
But seriously, what do you do [...]

Hello, Manslatees, and welcome to a very special edition of, “What a good boy am I,” featuring yours truly, Jeff Mac. I just wanted to report that my book, Manslations (cunning title, eh?) is now fully complete, my publisher has accepted it, and it is now heading into the first stages of publication.
Can I get [...]

Ah, meeting up with the first love from high school. All those hormones reanimated, like so many randy zombies. That old excitement, that old fun. Any problems here? Read on to find out. (Hint: yes.)
Hi Jeff,
I just found your site, I’ve been reading all the archives and laughing(or to E-translate: LOL,ROFL,haha) OK, onto my question. [...]