manslations

Hey all,

Yes, there’s no crying in baseball (though if you had ever seen me in little league, you’d have to wonder why) and there’s no Manslating on Memorial Day. Well, I’ve got the day off today. And so I’m going to take the day OFF today. Aw yeah. I hope that you…it seems in poor taste to suggest that someone have a “great” Memorial Day. Kind of like, “Hey, have a blast at that showing of Kramer vs. Kramer!” Not totally appropriate, I understand. But…er…I still hope that you have a good one. So sue me.

(Manslator’s Note: Actually, please don’t sue me.)

We’ll be back tomorrow for more manslating than you can shake a stick at. Unless of course your stick-shaking level is “one per day” in which case…well…we’ll have exactly as much manslating as you can shake a stick at.

For those of you who speak another language natively, I apologize for the total lack of sense in the saying “As much xxx as you can shake a stick at.” If it makes you feel any better, it doesn’t make much sense to us either.

I’ll see you guys tomorrow morning, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed (there’s another one that…does my tail really have to be that “bushy” for this website to function well?) for more action!

-Jeff Mac, Manslator