manslations

After hitting the sack with her potential paramour, a reader named Jess gave her an intriguing response, and she’s looking for a manslation to try to figure out why. So — why would a man, after sex (in which he participated) say, “I wasn’t expecting that”? Could be a couple of things. Let’s see if [...]

Happy Friday the 13th, oh ladies of mine. On this most un-auspicious of days, we’ve got a request from Angie, who seems to be dating a guy who is so concerned about putting himself out there that he’s put himself, well, NOwhere. What the hell’s going on with him? Let’s find out: Hi Jeff. Hi. [...]

I think there was a creature in the old version of Dr. Doolittle called a “Pushme-pullyou.” It doesn’t have much to do with today’s manslation, but the name does seem to describe what Kyna’s man is doing. Back and forth, back and forth. She’s sort of put the matter to rest, but wants to know [...]

Very unfortunate situation here today — Sintija just done had her heart broke. She’s wondering — how is it humanly possible that a man switched gears as quickly as her man did? Let’s see what we can do for her. She writes: Hi. Found your site just today some 30min ago.As i spend all day [...]

Today, a reader named Nawor is finally getting together with a man with whom she’s shared some type of crush for seven years. He was just getting out of something else, something messy (involving an expensive dog shared with a horrible ex, it seems) and Nawor is wondering if getting together too quickly has cost [...]

Repeat offender, Shelby, has a new question about things with her beau. (I don’t normally like to use the word beau unless I’m wearing a uniform from the Confederate Army. But since there is literally no way for you to prove that I’m not wearing one right now, I’ll let it stand.) Things are going [...]

A reader named Jen had a bit of a fling. Or a re-fling, as the case may be. And she’s wondering if it might be possible that he’s for real. The request is pretty long, so here are the bullet points. Peeeow-peeow!!! (That’s what bullet points sound like at my house when my lady is [...]

Strange (but very easily manslated) behavior from Teresa’s man, who is there, he’s gone, he’s back, he’s gone. This guy just can’t sit still. (Obviously he’s just not lazy enough, which is a character flaw of which I am decidedly unguilty.) After their last breakup, Teresa wants to know what in the holy hell is [...]

Today, we’ve got a request from someone calling herself “Lost & Confused.” Her man tells her he loves her, but she’s not so sure he’s acting like it. (Hmm…what’s that thing I usually say when what a man SAYS is different from what he DOES…? Hm…I know it’ll come to me…) Mostly, L&C is concerned [...]

Nanette’s man seemed all up for their relationship when they were 100 miles apart. But now that she might be moving closer…he’s not so sure. What can she do about this? Let’s see what we know… Jeff, I have been dating a guy for 5 years. We live @100 miles apart. It is not the [...]