manslations

Hey everybody, Just a quick note — I’m going to be doing some major site overhaul this weekend. I’m moving manslations to a new web host. Once I’m there, I’m going to be playing around with the layout, etc. All of the posts, comments, archives should all come along for the ride. Hopefully this won’t [...]

A return customer today, we’ve got Janay (which, as you may recall,I like to say in my mind as if I am Forrest Gump) who’s back out in the dating world, and wants to know — what are dudes really thinking of first date sex? (Other than “yipee” I’m assuming.) Have no fear, Janay. This [...]

Addison was dating a guy who seemed to be all about doing the right thing, saying the right thing. But then, out of nowhere, he’s suddenly “not sure.” And bails (of course, leaving the option open to hang out “from time to time.” Cough-freesex-cough!) Why would he bother with all the first stuff, if he [...]

Strange situation today. Well, strange to me, but evidently not so uncommon. Our heroine for the day is with a total prince. It’s just that he likes her to call him something specific in bed. “Daddy.” What in the holy hellfire below is THAT all about? Let’s get the story: Hi,  I’ve been dating this [...]

Sheri’s man seems like a dream come true…and yet he won’t make a move. They’ve been “together” for over a year, but no sexytime. Er…what’s he doing? I’m not too sure myself. So let’s read Sheri’s tale of nookiless woe and figure it all out, shall we? I met a man online, after talking to [...]

A young lady calling herself “Clueless” is wondering what’s going on with one of her dad’s employees. This dude seems to pay all the attention to HER, and none to his own girlfriend. Is he gunning for her, or what? Let’s find out what he’s doing: there is a guy i’ve known for 2 years [...]

KC has a fun one today. Can her new man — her own personal Sunshine Band, if you will — really be as nice as he seems? And how can you tell if someone is faking it when they seem to like you? I can’t relate to that last one — I can barely fake [...]

Oonagh (awesome name!) has a guy who, well, he just don’t know. Whenever she asks him a question to which the answers might be, shall we say (oh, we shall) “troubling” to Oonagh, he answers, “I dunno.” She’s had it up to here with this behavior (and if you could see where I’m holding my [...]

A reader named “Lzie” (well, either that or she had a typing incident that put L and Z next to each other. Or she might be from…I don’t know, Croatia?) is having a tough time understanding a man she works with. He talks, they send naughty text messages, they decide to give the whole dating [...]

Christy’s man says that he has “never loved anyone” and probably never will. But from Christy’s perspective (and the perspective of people who see them together) it sure seems like love. So what’s really going on here? Let’s get more specifics before we bring down the Manslations gavel. (Oh, there’s a gavel, don’t think there [...]