manslations

Ah, it’s been a while since we’ve seen him, our old friend, the Resurfacing Man. And isn’t that always the way? Just when you thought you were out, he PULLS YOU BACK IN! (Thanks, Pacino.) Our amazingly orderly request comes from a reader incongruously named Dizzy. Let’s see what flavor of Resurfacer we’re dealing with, [...]

What kind of questions can’t Reallady’s man answer — that type of question that men LEAST like to field? Well, let me answer that question with another question: Q: In what state would Wild Bill Hickock prefer his gun be set up before a show? A: LOADED Reallady is giving her man some tough hurdles [...]

It’s Friday, people. So, how’s about we end the week on a hot-t-t one? A reader named Miss Curious has spent some intimate time with women, and she wants to know how this might effect her relationship with men. So, what REALLY happens when a guy finds out about this kind of thing? Should she [...]

What happens when you’re with a guy who is, how shall I say it, not incredibly secure with himself? Well, you might see some seriously erratic behavior. A reader calling herself “Someone” seems to have hit the jackpot (if you happen to live near a casino where the slot machines pay out in the form [...]

He ends the relationship, and he pretends they never broke up. He says she’s trying to change him, but he changed all on his own. He doesn’t want to hear her side of things…but he keeps calling. What is this man DOING? (Other than being a confusing control-freak, I’m assuming.) Let’s hear Millie’s story. Following [...]

What happens when you have a relationship containing love, but no trust? Just ask Amanda. On second thought, since you probably don’t KNOW Amanda, I’ll save you the trouble of asking her. Actually, she’s gone to the trouble of writing a “manslations request” that explains it all. She’s confused, so let’s help her out, ladies, [...]

The question of the day, why won’t Karen’s man take her back? All she did was leave him, for crying out lou– Wait, hang on. Go back one, please? “Why won’t Karen’s–” No, no. After that. She LEFT him? Hm…I think I’m starting to see what might be sticking in his craw, so to speak. [...]

So, if a guy’s 47 and has never had a serious relationship with a woman…should you be his first try? That’s what Sabina’s wondering. She’s dating a great guy, but she’s wondering if his lack of experience will just make it impossible. Let’s find out, shall we? Hey! I said, “shall we?” That’s better… What [...]

A reader named “Thando” is not exactly getting the royal treatment. Well, I guess it depends on what kind of “royal” we’re talking about. Maybe King Henry VIII might go along with it. The point is, she’s not sure whether or not she’s wasting her time. Let’s get the details, and then bring down the [...]

We’re through the looking glass, people. Black is white, Democrat is Republican, Meryl Streep is waking up drunk in a dumpster and Lindsay Lohan is doing Shakespeare in London. Too far? Ok, fine. But still, today we’ve got a reverse-angle view of the common thread of the “emotionally unavailable man.”  Lissa wants to know, what [...]