manslations

A reader named Lisa just got dumped, but her ex-man was acting so sweet not so long ago. What gives? Is he lying to himself about his feelings? Mm…my answer to that question: Who cares? Lemme ‘splain, after the details: I’ve been seeing this guy for about three years. I know without a doubt I [...]

Hey there manslatees from around the globe! If you’re from America and you’re like me, well, I just bet you’re getting ready to throw turkey at your faces and see how much goes down the ol’ pumpkin piehole. No major manslation today. Well, except to say that we, men, don’t know why we have to [...]

Young lady thinks she might have an impending booty call on her hands…and she wants more than that — sure, of course. But she wants it from THIS guy. Any way to get the upgrade? Not if she’s correct that it’s a booty call. I’m just not sure she’s correct. Let’s find out. Hi Jeff…so [...]

A reader named Del is feeling a little bit burnt. Why? Because she’s been burned so many times by unavailable men. But is her problem that married men are attracted to her? I don’t think that’s the group who’s honing in on her. I think it’s a little worse than that, actually. Let’s get the [...]

Let’s start the week out with one that kind of caught me a little by surprise. And after almost a year and a half of doing this, the fact that that’s still possible to surprise me is surprising enough. Eh, then again, it wouldn’t surprise me if something REALLY surprising was…ok, let’s let it go. [...]

I’ve heard this one before. The guy does NOT want to meet the ‘rents. And he doesn’t want you to meet his either. What might this mean? Is it shame? Embarrassment? Selfishness? Uh…itchiness? A phobia of the word “mom”?  I don’t know what other possible reasons there might be. The point is, it happens, and [...]

Pretty common story — they met while he was in town for a conference. He says he doesn’t want a long-distance relationship…but he still wants to visit. Is this some kind of a protracted booty call? Or is he interested in more than he says he is? What IS this guy, anyway? Let’s see what [...]

What happens when your man suddenly “explodes” for seemingly insignificant things? Tess wants to know what this is, and why it keeps happening. Let’s find out what she’s working with, if and when it will stop, if it is serious, not serious, medium serious, or just over easy serious. Hi Jeff! Been reading you for [...]

Well, the title for this post isn’t really the big question that our requester, farah, has for me today. Her man’s still got some photos of the ex (not totally outrageous) and some pictures of her in his phone…naked (er…a little less un-outrageous.) She’s wondering what’s going on, and what she can do. Let’s get [...]

Hello all! Well, Liz and I are back from the honeymoon, and boy was it WAY too short. Oh, you all know Liz, right? You know — my WIFE? (Still so weird and cool to say.) Some folks have requested some pictures. I’ll figure out a way to do that at some point, but here’s [...]