manslations

Hey there, folks. Well, Christmas has come and gone. Manslations is on a brief holiday hiatus, and you’re stuck at your house, staring at your “loved ones.” What to do? I’ll tell you what. Buy the book, people. It’s out there right now, watching you, waiting for you. Practically mocking you. Can’t you hear it: [...]

Hey everybody! Yes, it’s that time of year. The time when a young man’s thoughts turn to sitting around, doing nothing for a couple of days in a post-Christmas stupor. And that’s just what I plan to do. I’m taking a break from all the manslatin’ for a few days, while I recuperate and/or convalesce [...]

A reader named Sasha is wondering if the fact that she’s had relatively few sexual partners is going to be a turnoff for the dudes out there. Well, is it? Personally, I think it’s the same thing as having a whole LOT of sexual partners — and  by that I mean, it’s all about how [...]

We’ve got a really quick one today, but it’s a common enough question that I think it deserves a real answer. What happens when you turn off the booty faucet (oh there’s a faucet, people) and he comes sniffing around a little while later? I’m sure none of this has ever happened to, you know, [...]

We’ve got one of these situations where I think our requester has all the information she needs, but is looking for different information. Kristi’s man told her outright that he hates talking on the phone. But if he really liked her, wouldn’t he call sometimes anyway? Er…maybe. Let’s get specific, shall we? I met a [...]

A reader named Rebecca just can’t quite figure it. She moved in with this guy, but he won’t commit to being her boyfriend. That’s right. They LIVE together, but he won’t call her his GF.  Oh, and she’s dated other men. Fine by him. Just what in the holy mother eff is going on here? [...]

What’s the most important thing to do first when things don’t work out? That’s right, get pop tarts. And the SECOND thing? Establish whose fault it was! And Erica’s wondering how to do it in her situation. Let’s figure it out. 2 years ago i had a child with a man who was just a [...]

Well, a reader named Ellen has kept herself off the market for a while. She finally broke down and went out with a guy, and he pulled a Fade on her. She’s wondering what she did wrong, if she scared him off. I’m guessing she’s not quite as scary as she thinks she is, but [...]

You know, I don’t know if you know this, but you could own my new book. Like now. That’s right, people. My BOOK! It’s been flying off the Amazonian shelves, people! Right there on Amazon.com! And you’ve still got a few days left to get it in time for Christmas with FREE SHIPPING, folks. I [...]

Allice (spelled with two “L”s several times on the form, so go blame her parents) is having a relationship with a guy who is a decade and a half younger than her. He seems to have a hard time sailing nigh the land of the “L word.” Not the show, people. He won’t say he [...]