manslations

Well, the holidays are over, when a young man’s fancy turns to…book publicity. I’m-a be all over the radio for the next couple of days. And Carrie, my total badass of a publicist, just reminded me that some of you might want to listen in. Well, here we go — if you’re within range of any of these stations, why not tune in and listen to me blather for literally fives of minutes! (And then do what the radddio tells ya — buy the book!)

Here are the details! And remember, these are QUICKIES. Like, some are five minutes. One of them is actually going to be nine minutes. Nine. Personally, I think they might be micromanaging their schedule, but whatev.  (MANSLATOR’S NOTE: All times are Eastern because…look I get confused enough in life, ok? If you live in Mountain time, well, you bloody well know how to subtract an hour here, add an hour there, or whatever it is that you people do.)

UPDATE: Just FYI, some of these things are live and some are taped, so I’m not sure exactly when they will actually AIR.

Thursday, January 8th (Elvis’s Birthday, if that helps any.)

• 8:00 AM: WXZZ  in Lexington, KY
  

• 9:45 AM: WHAM in  Rochester,  NY
• 10:20 AM: WVHR  in Jackson, TN
• 11:00 AM: WUSN  in Chicago, IL
• 3:05 PM: WLPO  in Chicago, IL
• 4:00 PM: Playboy Radio-Sirius Satellite in Los Angeles, CA (though…it’s in space, really. It’s on satellite.)
• 6:20 PM:  WKCT-AM in Bowling Green, KY

Friday, January 9th (Elvis’s Boxing Day, if you receive presents on Elvis’s Birthday.)

• 7:30 AM: WNCX-FM in Cleveland, OH
• 8:30 AM: WCBQ-WHNC-AM in Raleigh,  NC
• 9:40 AM: KKNG in Oklahoma City, OK
• 4:00 PM: KBPI-FM Denver, CO
• 6:30 PM: KXYL-FM in Abilene – Sweetwater, TX

Could be some more exciting stuff coming up, so stay tuned. And for all you Aussies out there, well guess what? In a few weeks, I’m going to be on the Australian version of the Today Show in anticipation of the book release down there in February! I’ll let you know when I get the details. (I’ll try to get you the local time, because…well, it’s just weird. I mean, like, I think I record it on a Wednesday, and you guys get the broadcast a week and a half ago or something.)

Just remember, don’t touch that dial, babies, stay tuned to JMAC FM, all night long!