manslations

A reader named Emm is feeling burned. Or burnt. Whichever it is, she’s pretty pissed. Seemed like all was well, but whenever she wanted to have The Talk about The Relationship…he flaked a little. He pulled back quite a bit. And now? Well, now she’s pretty mad. She can’t quite put it together. How could [...]

Well, the holidays are over, when a young man’s fancy turns to…book publicity. I’m-a be all over the radio for the next couple of days. And Carrie, my total badass of a publicist, just reminded me that some of you might want to listen in. Well, here we go — if you’re within range of [...]

Sara’s got a leeeetle problem with her beau. They’re nuts about each other, so that ain’t it. He’s sweet to her, so all is well on that front. The problem is this: she wants babies one day, and he says that he does not. This is one of those situations that Aristotle used to describe [...]

A reader named “Shy Girl”… or at least that’s what she SAYS her name is, but I have my doubts. Can’t fool THIS little black duck, people. (Special award for the first person to name that reference, thereby making me feel less ancient.) Anyhu, Shy Girl is wondering about my whole idea that a guy [...]

Ok, so I’m a day late. If it’s any consolation, I’m only about $.80 short, so in the long run, everybody makes out on this thing. If ya know what I mean. (MANSLATOR’S NOTE: If you DO know what I mean, please explain it to me. I’d really love to know.) I miss you guys! [...]