manslations

Well, she’s done it. Valerie has gone and asked one of the worst questions ever devised by women, guaranteed to terrify men.  She asked her boyfriend to tell her where the relationship is going. And he says…well, here’s exactly what he said:
In response to a question about how a relationship is going, what does it [...]

Riley’s ex is something of a bad boy. No job. Bit of a partier (including the Devil’s Dandruff itself, cocaine.) He says all kinds of nice things, but then says that he thinks that SHE could do better. Is that ever the truth? I’ll answer in a minute. (Hint: The answer is no. Crap. That [...]

I received a manslations request from a reader who is not impressed with the male population right now. I can tell that because she signed off as, “Not Impressed With the Male Population Right Now.”
Why the unimpressitude? Well, it seems that she’s come across a string of divorcees with whom everything went great, right up [...]

You guys, I have to tell you, I really loved all of your entries in the Manslations book giveaway contest. For any of you who haven’t, you should take a look at all the entries. Very, very fun stuff. But alas, there can be only two winners, and each will receive a signed copy of [...]

(MANSLATOR’S NOTE: Last chance to enter the FREE BOOK GIVEAWAY contest — winners announced next week!)

A reader who cleverly hides her point of view with the devilishly cunning name, “MenAreLazy”, wants to know how come women are the ones expected to do all the work on the relationship. Boy do I have news for HER!
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MANSLATOR’S NOTE: Don’t forget about the FREE BOOK GIVEAWAY contest still going on!
Kristina’s man can’t take it when she asks him certain questions or makes “observations” (a word that already makes me worry for him, heh.) What is his deal here?
Whenever i ask my boyfriend about certain things mainly other women, or make an observation, [...]

Today’s just a quickie (along with a reminder about the FREE BOOK GIVEAWAY contest still going on.) Why a quickie? Well, a reader named Kelly asked…well, she just made me spit Earl Grey tea all over the place with her question. I’ll go ahead and let you read, and then we’ll discuss.
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Well, well, well. Lookee here. What we got ra’tcheere is yet another nation on this Earth preparing itself for the almighty power of Manslation. Drumroll, please?
RUSSIA
Er…what?
Yes, that’s right. Manslations will soon be published in the land of…oh, I don’t know…Borscht? Beets of all shapes and sizes? Friggin’ freezing cold? Who knows what they’ve got over [...]

Tyler’s man is in the process of ending their relationship, and his reasons are anything but clear. What does a man mean when he says that “IT isn’t there,” and what can you do?
Ok, I’ll give it a go. I have an issue with my exboyfriend/business partner/best friend…you can probably guess what the problem is [...]

A reader calling herself “BagLady” has what she describes as “baggage” that she’d like to unload. Trouble is, she hasn’t been able to figure out how and when to reveal this stuff to a dude without sending him into a LetMeHelpYouWithThat spiral of epically annoying proportions. How can she navigate this a little better? Let’s [...]