manslations

You guys, I have to tell you, I really loved all of your entries in the Manslations book giveaway contest. For any of you who haven’t, you should take a look at all the entries. Very, very fun stuff. But alas, there can be only two winners, and each will receive a signed copy of the book, Manslations: Decoding the Secret Language of Men. And so, I picked ‘em.

Drumroll, please…

WINNER FOR THE BEST RUSSIAN RE-TITLING:

This was a tough one, but I went with Jessica, and her high-larious:

Commune-ication

Now that’s some good punnery.

And….

WINNER FOR THE BEST NAUGHTY USE OF THE WORD  ‘DADDY’

Again, a ton of great ones. But I went with tasteless, and her fantastic:

Oh, daddy, harder,harder … mommy’s gonna be home soon

I guess I just like the idea that she’s describing her escalating pleasure in the sense that she’s “gonna be home soon.” There’s a hilarious “Sanford & Son” quality to it that I just couldn’t pass up.

I’ll be sending out those signed copies soon. Hopefully, I’ll be doing more of these. I’ve got some copies lying around, so we’ll just have to see what kinds of bizarre contests I can concoct for you all!

Thanks to everybody for entering!