manslations

Well, kookookachoo, Mrs. Robinson. A reader, cleverly named, “I so want to rock his cradle” wants to…you know…rock a young man’s cradle. But she didn’t start it. He’s been showing interest in HER. And she wants to know why. I’m-a tell her. Dear Mac, I’m a frequent reader, hell I’m an everyday reader, actually, I’m [...]

A reader who’s Feeling Frisky wants to understand how long you have to wait on the sex before you can be reasonably sure a guy isn’t only in it for the sex. Oh sure, a nice simple one for Friday.  Sheesh. You’ve addressed the when can we have sex question in your column(whenever you want) [...]

A reader named Aleta wants to know what it means when a guy is nice for a couple of days, and then in the light of the full moon, he becomes a weredouche. What might this mean? Let’s find out… Okay…I thought that women were supposed to be the moody ones. What is this with [...]

Aaaaaand, we’re back. Sorry for the interruption, folks. The new version of WordPress made it all cattywampus for me to format things properly. I hope you’ve used the time away wisely. Gosh, I know I didn’t. Oh, and before I forget, you should all check out Jennifer Priest’s blog. She’s a life coach who was [...]

This is a test of the emergency Manslations system. This is only a test. If this were an actual Manslations emergency…er…oh, there really aren’t any of those, so nevermind. Hi there, Manslatees. It’s Jeff Mac, reporting to you live from the universe in which the new version of WordPress has screwed with my ability to [...]

A reader named Tatum broke up with her ex about a year ago. And a funny thing started happening a few months ago. Not funny ha-ha, per se. Or funny strange, really. But it happened, though. Oh, it happened. Ahem. One of her ex’s best friends started texting. As “friends.” What is this all about? [...]

Maria has a delivery guy who she believes is interested. In her, I’m saying. Not just “generally interested in things.” Why would she write to me about that? Come on, people. Anyway, she just wants the news — good, bad or indifferent. Is he, or isn’t he? And how can I tell? Let’s take a [...]

A reader named Betsy wants to understand what a man’s talking about when he says all that stuff about “not believing that people are meant to be with one person…etc.” Always a dealbreaker? Nope, not always (says the guy who used to say that stuff and is now married.) But it sometimes sure is. Let’s [...]

We’ve got a young’un here, folks. A young lady named Melissa has some prom issues, and wants to know what her guy’s all about. I think he’s wondering the same thing about HER, myself. Let’s take a look: What does it mean when a guy says “I really like you” and also about a prom: [...]

So, at the return of an old boyfriend, we start in, like, ninth gear. She asks for a bit of a slowdown, and he stops entirely. What’s up with that? I think I have an idea, but let’s get some more info. Basic facts…An old bf came back into my life recently. We talked about [...]