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    See You on the Other Side, Folks…

    Well, it’s that time, folks. Moving day. Or moving week, at least. In a couple of days, my lovely enwifened one and I will be moving from Brooklyn…to our new house in Albuquerque, New Mexico.

    As a result, I’m going to be offline for a little while, at least a week or two. Gotta pack everything up, get it out to the desert, and then get set up out there. But I’ll be back as soon as we’re set up and have our internet access! I’ll post updates as I get ‘em.

    And of course you know, if you just can’t stand to wait until I’m back, I’d say you’ve got two (awesome) choices. One, look through the archives here on the site, and two…

    Read my BOOK!

    Enjoy your early summer fun, and see you on the other side, everybody!!!

    Why not buy my BOOK? Huh?

    Comments

    Comment from mmagnolia
    Time July 6, 2009 at 10:26 pm

    Dearie U*2!
    Aha+Aha!
    Since The Nuptial photos were shared, this trail blazin’ sensed, Honest2Good!

    Happy LovePaths!

    Comment from Susan
    Time July 7, 2009 at 5:52 pm

    Wow! That’s a big move…but sounds like a great one. I know you two love that area, so all the best as you move and get settled in your new home.

    (You’re not moving to the funky earth pod are you?!)

    Comment from x
    Time July 8, 2009 at 2:23 pm

    That’s a real big move, Jeff ! Oh I love CT and NYC ! Wonder what’s taking you far off from the place, whatever it is – I hope you enjoy the cancun island, and the food and Congratulations on your new home !

    Happy house warming !

    Comment from Laura
    Time July 9, 2009 at 11:05 pm

    Welcome to the Southwest!!! No natural weather disasters, beautiful scenery and awesome food!

    Comment from BKGirl (Formerly BagLady)
    Time July 11, 2009 at 12:21 am

    I’m originally from Albuquerque! Enjoy the weather and get yourself up to the top of the tram to survey your new domain. Oh, and you have to check out the Candy Lady in Old Town (she’s famous for other things, but she makes great fudge). Most importantly, hie yourself off to a great New Mexican restaurant to find out your own personal answer to the State Question: Red or green chile?

    Comment from x
    Time July 14, 2009 at 3:07 pm

    connecticutian’s will miss your comedy shows Jeff ! I watched your gotham live show and couldn’t stop laughing ever since ! CTians have been sooo lucky for so long ! :-D

    And Yay for new-mexicans ! :-)

    I wish Liz and you will have a great time in your new found home !

    And meanwhile, I miss you !

    Comment from Jess
    Time July 19, 2009 at 3:16 am

    Got you book! And I finished it in a day! – Mostly I was found curled up in a corner in the room, laughing hysterically! Loved it but Im sure I’ll need further help.. Im inept with men. =x

    xoxos
    jess

    Comment from LK
    Time July 27, 2009 at 2:40 pm

    Hey! Are you getting there by wagon and horse??? Where are you JM?

    Comment from jen
    Time August 5, 2009 at 9:21 pm

    I think Jeff meant see you on the far side, not the other side…

    Comment from Melissa
    Time August 6, 2009 at 3:46 pm

    By now you two are getting more settled in. New Mexico has always intrigued this former Chi Town/present So.CA girl! What a change….Brooklyn to NM…well, all I can say is enjoy the healthy change of pace…who knows, one day I may make it out there, yet!

    Comment from Angela
    Time August 10, 2009 at 3:57 am

    OMG he’s done a “disappearing guy” on us!!! What did we do?!?! Did we email him too frequently?? Did we scare him off?! Should we have played harder to get?!??!?!?!?!

    LOLzies – just kidding in the spirit of Manslation FAQs.

    Having said that… um… Jeff… it’s been a month. Are you “busy” as in you’re busy moving, or are you “busy” as in you’re not into us, and you’re letting us know by your conspicuous absence from this site? :-/

    Hope your move and settling in is going well.

    Comment from Mack Attack
    Time August 10, 2009 at 6:01 am

    I agree, we need some sort of closure.lol

    Comment from MAUEEN
    Time August 10, 2009 at 8:43 am

    ok..no contact, be strong, stay busy..let him e mail us first.

    Comment from Valencia
    Time August 10, 2009 at 2:56 pm

    I just totally cracked up at MAUEEN.

    Right on woman!

    Comment from Selena
    Time August 10, 2009 at 4:22 pm

    Yes! Yes! I’ve been wondering about this too. If we were to follow Jeff’s advice we should have concluded by now that HJNTI – us.

    Better come back or we will have to get Maureen to take over the blog.

    Comment from Sassy
    Time August 10, 2009 at 5:52 pm

    Seriously! I miss Jeff Mac and all the wisdom I find here.

    Comment from Melissa
    Time August 10, 2009 at 8:45 pm

    Perhaps we shouldn’t be putting all of our eggs in one basket? Maybe we need to expand our options and engage the attention of other relationship gurus? Okay Jeff, you’ve done it to yourself ;)

    Melissa

    Comment from Selena
    Time August 11, 2009 at 7:47 am

    But I haven’t found as anyone as good as Jeff dammit! LOL.

    Comment from hunter
    Time August 11, 2009 at 8:43 pm

    Jeff, I wish you lots-a-luck at your new place!….I know that if I ever have to move back to that part of the country, Albuquerque and surounding area, would be my first choice.

    Comment from LK
    Time August 12, 2009 at 4:01 am

    His actions are speaking louder than his words, gang. I’m feeling dumped, too.

    It’s him, not us?

    Comment from LA Lady
    Time August 12, 2009 at 8:17 am

    Wow Jeff must have really moved to the boonies, no internet activity, no email. Maybe they fell off the face of the earth on their way to NM? I’m sure if their move is anything like my last move, they are fighting daily with the internet provider to get the DAMN thing fixed! I hope they didn’t fall off the face of the earth…..

    Comment from Selena
    Time August 12, 2009 at 12:26 pm

    Maybe one of us should write in a problem so we can all offer our opinions. Not the same as a “Mac-slation”, but could give us a little fix.

    Like methadone.

    Comment from Laura
    Time August 12, 2009 at 2:38 pm

    Ok,
    I have this problem.
    Ive become highly dependant on a man who strives to explain the male mind through the medium of the internet. Although lately he seems to have “moved” and is no longer replying to my emails.
    How long do I keep returning to his site before I must accept he has in fact bailed and that my attempts of contacting him are bordering on stalking?

    :0)
    We miss you Jeff!

    Comment from LK
    Time August 12, 2009 at 3:59 pm

    Should we rename the website “Men-adone”?

    Comment from Jeff Mac
    Time August 13, 2009 at 6:37 am

    All right, all right, smart alecs, you just settle down there!

    I’ll be posting soon. (Though you guys are being pretty hilarious without my assistance.)

    Comment from Veronica
    Time August 13, 2009 at 9:32 am

    Wow. I live in Albuquerque. Why did you here? Haha

    Comment from Selena
    Time August 15, 2009 at 4:24 am

    “Soon”.

    I feel teased.

    Comment from LA Lady
    Time August 15, 2009 at 4:49 pm

    Jeffery….. you got some ’splaining to do!

    Comment from AnotherLaura
    Time August 15, 2009 at 5:17 pm

    Ouch.

    Did we just get a short booty-call message so he could test the waters, get our hopes up, see how desperate we are? Then The Fade. And we fell for it?!

    Ladies, have none of us read his book??!!

    Comment from maria
    Time August 16, 2009 at 6:07 am

    I can just hear the excuses. “They don’t have internet in the desert”…”I lost the site address”….”I need space” …and the classic “I’ve been sooooo busy”….

    Well, we love ya anyway, Jeff, and I’m pretty sure we’ll take you back.

    Comment from LK
    Time August 16, 2009 at 6:13 am

    Hey, I’m a sucker – I’ll wait for the next contact…JM might have to “fade” about six more times before I’d get it.

    Comment from Melissa
    Time August 16, 2009 at 9:43 am

    C’mon Ladies…

    I say let’s give him a chance to prove he’s being upfront with his intentions…
    after all, he always came through for us in the past, right?
    Because of his good track record, we can afford to give him “some” slack…but not too much more…so don’t push it too much longer, Jeff.
    Shall give give him a time limit to come through, ladies?
    Whatdya think?

    Melissa

    Comment from suze
    Time August 17, 2009 at 9:38 am

    I hope we can be friends someday . . .

    Comment from Daniel
    Time December 22, 2009 at 5:28 pm

    That sounds like quiet the change for you moving from new york to new mexico. At least you won’t have to deal with winter.

    Comment from miki
    Time March 2, 2010 at 11:06 am

    I just stumbled upon your site. Curiously, I live in abq, nm!
    …and as you know, we got WINTER!!
    love the site and I hope that you continue with it.

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