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Hello, lovely readers, and welcome back to another edition of the Manslations news, where I, Jeff Mac, read the news so that you don’t have to. Then I report it to you. Right down there, in fact. Which…I suppose you would have just figured that out as you read it. Ahem. Let’s get started, shall [...]

Editor’s Note: Manslations.com is not in any way responsible for any lack of very-specialness in the following celebrity manslation. If there’s one thing that writing for Manslations.com has done for me, it’s to force me to read great, big, giant piles of celebrity gossip that I don’t really care about. The good news is that [...]

It’s that time again, Manslations faithful. It’s time for this week’s Manslations News roundup. Lots to talk about this week. Let’s get right to it! The Beckham’s Bringing Their Designer Scents to America Well, first of all, thank GOD. Here I was, walking around like an idiot NOT smelling like the Beckhams. I didn’t even [...]

Today we’re going to spread the joy and wisdom to a celebrity couple in trouble. Our lucky recipients: Model Kate Moss and rock star Pete Doherty. By the way, a big congratulations to Pete for being given 4 weeks to prove he’s serious about quitting drugs before being thrown into jail! (I’m not Nostradamus or [...]

FAITH HILL DEFENDS THE FAMILY JEWELS As Tim McGraw was walking between a barricade and the stage (not a euphemism, I don’t care how dirty it sounds), one of his more exuberant fans grabbed him by the balls. Strangers almost never do this to me. I suppose that’s fine. Those things are pretty delicate down [...]

I’d love to say I’ve had enough of this photo, but it just hasn’t happened yet. Schadenfreude simply won’t let me let go. What can I tell you — LiLo happens to be crazy in exactly the way that I like. Public and Huge. Early last week (when Lindsay was still between meltdowns) it is [...]

Welcome back, everyone, to Friday’s Manslations News Roundup. Lots of great little stories that would have fallen by the wayside

This week, Lindsay Lohan’s escapades have finally elevated her to the level of celebrity news that I actually enjoy — the full-on, outdoor, public meltdown. Finally, I’m interested.

Ok, so this is Paris Hilton and the dude she’s been spending her time with. (hint: he’s the one who looks high) I think I read that he was a medical research scientist or an astrophysicist or something…no wait. Surfer, that was it. (I think I got a contact-high just from looking at this picture. [...]

Hello all. Before we break for the weekend (after which I’ve got several reader requests which I will manslate!) I wanted to see what was going on out