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Ohhh, we’ve got a complex little request here today, ladies. Kirsten just got engaged, and he’s a.) a virgin, and b.) he only knows what he DOES know from watching…ahem…adult cinema.
She wants to know — why do men think that “sex” and “making love” are the same, and how can she tell him the difference?
ok [...]

Ladies, it’s Friday. So let’s turn the lights down low and get naughty, shall we?
If this one just don’t just get you right in the gizzard, I don’t know what will. A woman named Rebecca is going to be separated from her man for 15 months while he’s posted in Iraq.
After a quick email, I [...]

Requester-extraordinaire, Loiralei, has another of her patented “short, sweet, and potent” reader requests. This time? So….ummm…how soon can we DO IT? She writes:
How many dates should you go on with a man before you actually have sex with him for the first time without appearing to be a lady of easy virtue in a [...]

- or How to Drive Your Man Wild in Bed, Revisited
Ok, wow. Ladies, I have to tell you, I am shocked and awed. You have shocked me. With your Googling behavior. I’m shocked enough to have devised a new feature for Manslations.com
“Drive Him Wild” Occasional Wednesdays.

That’s fire, people. See how that works? See how serious [...]

Manslations reader msbee’s request is short, and to the point. Me likey. She asks:
dear manslator,
how can i ask for what i want in bed?
-msbee
Dear msbee,
This is a great question. And it’s a real problem for some people to talk about. Especially some people from Connecticut whose names rhyme with “Fleff Shmac.” But I’ll

So begins a cheesy story on every single issue of all the various magazines, promising to give you the edge in the sack, offering him things that he has only dreamed about until meeting lucky, well-informed-by-a-magazine YOU. And depending upon which magazine you’re reading at the time, the advice will be more or less trashy, [...]