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Ohhh, we’ve got a complex little request here today, ladies. Kirsten just got engaged, and he’s a.) a virgin, and b.) he only knows what he DOES know from watching…ahem…adult cinema. She wants to know — why do men think that “sex” and “making love” are the same, and how can she tell him the [...]

Ladies, it’s Friday. So let’s turn the lights down low and get naughty, shall we? If this one just don’t just get you right in the gizzard, I don’t know what will. A woman named Rebecca is going to be separated from her man for 15 months while he’s posted in Iraq. After a quick [...]

Requester-extraordinaire, Loiralei, has another of her patented “short, sweet, and potent” reader requests. This time? So….ummm…how soon can we DO IT? She writes: How many dates should you go on with a man before you actually have sex with him for the first time without appearing to be a lady of easy virtue in a [...]

- or How to Drive Your Man Wild in Bed, Revisited Ok, wow. Ladies, I have to tell you, I am shocked and awed. You have shocked me. With your Googling behavior. I’m shocked enough to have devised a new feature for Manslations.com “Drive Him Wild” Occasional Wednesdays. That’s fire, people. See how that works? [...]

Manslations reader msbee’s request is short, and to the point. Me likey. She asks: dear manslator, how can i ask for what i want in bed? -msbee Dear msbee, This is a great question. And it’s a real problem for some people to talk about. Especially some people from Connecticut whose names rhyme with “Fleff [...]

(Author’s Note: If you REALLY want to drive your man wild in bed, my book has an entire CHAPTER devoted to men, sex, the whole deal.) ______________________________________________________________________ So begins a cheesy story on every single issue of all the various magazines, promising to give you the edge in the sack, offering him things that he [...]