manslations

Riley’s ex is something of a bad boy. No job. Bit of a partier (including the Devil’s Dandruff itself, cocaine.) He says all kinds of nice things, but then says that he thinks that SHE could do better. Is that ever the truth? I’ll answer in a minute. (Hint: The answer is no. Crap. That [...]

There was an article in the New York Times recently that seemed to indicate that if you mention meat somewhere in your internet dating profile, or order steak on a first date, you will be communicating something about how fun you are. Or something. I have to be honest, I couldn’t read the whole thing. [...]

(Editor’s Note: I doubt that this will be a terrifying anything. Then again, maybe you scare really easily. And it’s that uncertainty that’s so terrifying, don’t you think? No? Hello?) Today, we discuss the perils of radically changing your hair, and what men know that usually signifies. I mean, first of all, look at Natalie [...]

(Author’s Note: If you REALLY want to drive your man wild in bed, my book has an entire CHAPTER devoted to men, sex, the whole deal.) ______________________________________________________________________ So begins a cheesy story on every single issue of all the various magazines, promising to give you the edge in the sack, offering him things that he [...]

I get this question a LOT. And the women who haven’t asked, well, they probably should have. The ideas about what men think about this seem to be all over the place. There was a post over at hilario-blog Jezebel.com a couple of weeks ago that asked this very question. It seems like some women [...]

Ok, we’ve all seen those commercials about a man putting on various male body sprays, instantly converting the women around him into sexually ravenous beasts, hellbent on doing him, regardless of how unattractive he is. This is it. This is how starved for information men are about you people. I hope you’re happy. Men are [...]

This is going to be a great post. Maybe the best one ever. Sadly, it might not be very shocking. Well, “sadly” is probably