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When He Says You Could Do Better

Riley’s ex is something of a bad boy. No job. Bit of a partier (including the Devil’s Dandruff itself, cocaine.) He says all kinds of nice things, but then says that he thinks that SHE could do better. Is that ever the truth? I’ll answer in a minute. (Hint: The answer is no. Crap. That [...]

Steak on a Date: A Manslations Exposé

There was an article in the New York Times recently that seemed to indicate that if you mention meat somewhere in your internet dating profile, or order steak on a first date, you will be communicating something about how fun you are. Or something. I have to be honest, I couldn’t read the whole thing. [...]

Drastic Change In Hairstyle = Dead Giveaway: A Terrifying Manslations Exposé

(Editor’s Note: I doubt that this will be a terrifying anything. Then again, maybe you scare really easily. And it’s that uncertainty that’s so terrifying, don’t you think? No? Hello?) Today, we discuss the perils of radically changing your hair, and what men know that usually signifies. I mean, first of all, look at Natalie [...]

5 Things That Will Drive Your Man Wild In Bed!!! Woweee!!!: A Manslations Exposé

(Author’s Note: If you REALLY want to drive your man wild in bed, my book has an entire CHAPTER devoted to men, sex, the whole deal.) ______________________________________________________________________ So begins a cheesy story on every single issue of all the various magazines, promising to give you the edge in the sack, offering him things that he [...]

Should You Call/Email Him After a Date? A Manslations Exposé

I get this question a LOT. And the women who haven’t asked, well, they probably should have. The ideas about what men think about this seem to be all over the place. There was a post over at hilario-blog Jezebel.com a couple of weeks ago that asked this very question. It seems like some women [...]

Axe Body Spray and Male Confusion: A Manslations Exposé

Ok, we’ve all seen those commercials about a man putting on various male body sprays, instantly converting the women around him into sexually ravenous beasts, hellbent on doing him, regardless of how unattractive he is. This is it. This is how starved for information men are about you people. I hope you’re happy. Men are [...]

Putting the Seat Down: A Shocking, Deadly Manslations Exposé

This is going to be a great post. Maybe the best one ever. Sadly, it might not be very shocking. Well, “sadly” is probably