manslations

There was an article in the New York Times recently that seemed to indicate that if you mention meat somewhere in your internet dating profile, or order steak on a first date, you will be communicating something about how fun you are. Or something.
I have to be honest, I couldn’t read the whole thing. I [...]

(Editor’s Note: I doubt that this will be a terrifying anything. Then again, maybe you scare really easily. And it’s that uncertainty that’s so terrifying, don’t you think? No? Hello?)
Today, we discuss the perils of radically changing your hair, and what men know that usually signifies.
I mean, first of all, look at Natalie Portman up [...]

So begins a cheesy story on every single issue of all the various magazines, promising to give you the edge in the sack, offering him things that he has only dreamed about until meeting lucky, well-informed-by-a-magazine YOU. And depending upon which magazine you’re reading at the time, the advice will be more or less trashy, [...]

I get this question a LOT. And the women who haven’t asked, well, they probably should have. The ideas about what men think about this seem to be all over the place. There was a post over at hilario-blog Jezebel.com a couple of weeks ago that asked this very question. It seems like some women [...]

Ok, we’ve all seen those commercials about a man putting on various male body sprays, instantly converting the women around him into sexually ravenous beasts, hellbent on doing him, regardless of how unattractive he is.
This is it. This is how starved for information men are about you people. I hope you’re happy. Men are so [...]

This is going to be a great post. Maybe the best one ever. Sadly, it might not be very shocking. Well, “sadly” is probably