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Welcome back to Manslations.com, ladies. And if it’s your first visit…well…just ‘welcome’ I suppose. Today, we will be talking about the men you can safely avoid just by what’s in their internet dating profiles. So, there’s this thing called the Internet. You might remember it from “that thing you logged into to read this, right [...]

There was an article in the New York Times recently that seemed to indicate that if you mention meat somewhere in your internet dating profile, or order steak on a first date, you will be communicating something about how fun you are. Or something. I have to be honest, I couldn’t read the whole thing. [...]

Hello there, ladies of Earth. And you, ladies* of Sirius Zeta. Today, I’d like to answer a question I received from a reader calling herself, “DeeBelly.” First of all, so help me, I do love these made-up, anonymous internet names. At least I’m guessing that’s a pseudonym, and if so, congratulations! (And if not, congratulations [...]

(Editor’s Note: I doubt that this will be a terrifying anything. Then again, maybe you scare really easily. And it’s that uncertainty that’s so terrifying, don’t you think? No? Hello?) Today, we discuss the perils of radically changing your hair, and what men know that usually signifies. I mean, first of all, look at Natalie [...]

(Author’s Note: If you REALLY want to drive your man wild in bed, my book has an entire CHAPTER devoted to men, sex, the whole deal.) ______________________________________________________________________ So begins a cheesy story on every single issue of all the various magazines, promising to give you the edge in the sack, offering him things that he [...]

We get searches. Oh yes. One of the features of my traffic meter is that it tells me what someone Googled to find manslations.com. Today, I’m going to give some quick answers to some of our more common Googlers. (I look at my site traffic meter, oh, let’s say about a thousand times a day. [...]

Of all the Google searches that bring people to Manslations.com (including “prada vibrator,” seriously) one of the ones I’ve been getting over and over is “things men won’t tell you.” Well, I, Jeff Mac, Manslator, am here to help. I am going to tell you what you can expect that most men will not tell [...]

I get this question a LOT. And the women who haven’t asked, well, they probably should have. The ideas about what men think about this seem to be all over the place. There was a post over at hilario-blog Jezebel.com a couple of weeks ago that asked this very question. It seems like some women [...]

If you’re like me (and if I were you, I’d pray that you are not) you can’t get enough of sharks. Ok. That’s a bit of an overstatement. I can get exactly enough. Enough happens to be “one week per year, and definitely not in person.” Which works out great, because it’s Shark Week on [...]

There are some things better left unsaid. There are some things that aren’t worth finding out about. Here are 5 of