manslations

Well, the day is finally upon us. The day to pick the people who will succeed President George W. Bush.
(Manslator’s Note: I apologize if anyone was confused or offended by my use of our current president’s name in the same sentence as the word “succeed.” I promise, it was pure coincidence, and it will very [...]

Hey everybody. Couple of quick nuggets for you. Yes, nuggets. That’s how I’m doling it out today. If you prefer “morsels,” well, tough. We’re not doing it that way. You don’t like it, you can lump it, and take it down the road and dump it.
Sorry, this election has me all confrontational. (Seriously, we need [...]

Well, I’ve seen a copy of Manslations. The book. Like, bound, with a cover, the whole dealie. So awesome. And supremely weird. When I saw the thing, my hands were shaking for about a half an hour.
With my publication date fast approaching (January 2009, folks!) it’s starting to kick into gear. Copies have been sent [...]

Hey everyone!
Well, I’m done with the biggest part of the site maneuvering, and we’re here on our brand new web host! It looks a little different, and I’m going to be tweaking the look for a while. For the most part, it involved a surprisingly low work-to-profanity quotient, and I’m ready to start manslating again!
I [...]

Hey everybody,
Just a quick note — I’m going to be doing some major site overhaul this weekend. I’m moving manslations to a new web host. Once I’m there, I’m going to be playing around with the layout, etc. All of the posts, comments, archives should all come along for the ride.
Hopefully this won’t be too [...]

(Manslator’s Note: Special thanks to Ms. Boulet for teaching me how to spell “Independence.” “It’s not the Indepen-DANCE, is it?”)
There will be no Manslation today. Trust me, the founding fathers would have wanted it this way. They didn’t go through all that revolution stuff just so I would have to write manslations on national holidays. [...]

Hello, Manslatees, and welcome to a very special edition of, “What a good boy am I,” featuring yours truly, Jeff Mac. I just wanted to report that my book, Manslations (cunning title, eh?) is now fully complete, my publisher has accepted it, and it is now heading into the first stages of publication.
Can I get [...]

Dear Manslatees,
I’m going to be taking the day off today. Why? Because it’s President’s Day! What does that mean? I wasn’t 100% sure myself, so I looked it up to be sure.
It’s about celebrating George Washington’s birthday, and sort of Abraham Lincoln’s as well because he was so tall. I might have made some of [...]

Today, we have an extra special feature on a pal ‘o mine, Janice Erlbaum. She used to be a comic, and now she’s a for-reals author. Her second book, Have You Found Her (followup to the totally awesome and critically acclaimed Girlbomb) is being released — TODAY, February 12th!
This is what Kirkus Reviews had to [...]

Happy Friday, manslatees. And congratulations! To me! I’ve just finished my draft of Manslations: The Book and sent it in to my editor at Sourcebooks. I look forward with great eagerness to the new a-hole that she will likely tear me! I just wanted to let you all know that the book is right on [...]