manslations

Hey everybody! My pal, author of all things erotic, Rachel Kramer Bussel, has graciously invited me to read at her monthly reading series, “In the Flesh.” It’s mostly erotica, smut, and other things that will probably make me blush in a “should we call the paramedics, or what?” sort of way. As for me, I [...]

Ok, so I’m a day late. If it’s any consolation, I’m only about $.80 short, so in the long run, everybody makes out on this thing. If ya know what I mean. (MANSLATOR’S NOTE: If you DO know what I mean, please explain it to me. I’d really love to know.) I miss you guys! [...]

You know, I don’t know if you know this, but you could own my new book. Like now. That’s right, people. My BOOK! It’s been flying off the Amazonian shelves, people! Right there on Amazon.com! And you’ve still got a few days left to get it in time for Christmas with FREE SHIPPING, folks. I [...]

Well, the day is finally upon us. The day to pick the people who will succeed President George W. Bush. (Manslator’s Note: I apologize if anyone was confused or offended by my use of our current president’s name in the same sentence as the word “succeed.” I promise, it was pure coincidence, and it will [...]

Hey everybody. Couple of quick nuggets for you. Yes, nuggets. That’s how I’m doling it out today. If you prefer “morsels,” well, tough. We’re not doing it that way. You don’t like it, you can lump it, and take it down the road and dump it. Sorry, this election has me all confrontational. (Seriously, we [...]

Well, I’ve seen a copy of Manslations. The book. Like, bound, with a cover, the whole dealie. So awesome. And supremely weird. When I saw the thing, my hands were shaking for about a half an hour. With my publication date fast approaching (January 2009, folks!) it’s starting to kick into gear. Copies have been [...]

Hey everyone! Well, I’m done with the biggest part of the site maneuvering, and we’re here on our brand new web host! It looks a little different, and I’m going to be tweaking the look for a while. For the most part, it involved a surprisingly low work-to-profanity quotient, and I’m ready to start manslating [...]

Hey everybody, Just a quick note — I’m going to be doing some major site overhaul this weekend. I’m moving manslations to a new web host. Once I’m there, I’m going to be playing around with the layout, etc. All of the posts, comments, archives should all come along for the ride. Hopefully this won’t [...]

(Manslator’s Note: Special thanks to Ms. Boulet for teaching me how to spell “Independence.” “It’s not the Indepen-DANCE, is it?”) There will be no Manslation today. Trust me, the founding fathers would have wanted it this way. They didn’t go through all that revolution stuff just so I would have to write manslations on national [...]

Hello, Manslatees, and welcome to a very special edition of, “What a good boy am I,” featuring yours truly, Jeff Mac. I just wanted to report that my book, Manslations (cunning title, eh?) is now fully complete, my publisher has accepted it, and it is now heading into the first stages of publication. Can I [...]