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Dear Manslatees, I’m going to be taking the day off today. Why? Because it’s President’s Day! What does that mean? I wasn’t 100% sure myself, so I looked it up to be sure. It’s about celebrating George Washington’s birthday, and sort of Abraham Lincoln’s as well because he was so tall. I might have made [...]

Today, we have an extra special feature on a pal ‘o mine, Janice Erlbaum. She used to be a comic, and now she’s a for-reals author. Her second book, Have You Found Her (followup to the totally awesome and critically acclaimed Girlbomb) is being released — TODAY, February 12th! This is what Kirkus Reviews had [...]

Happy Friday, manslatees. And congratulations! To me! I’ve just finished my draft of Manslations: The Book and sent it in to my editor at Sourcebooks. I look forward with great eagerness to the new a-hole that she will likely tear me! I just wanted to let you all know that the book is right on [...]

Here were are again. Just when you think there will be no more Fridays…um…there IS one. Is that how that saying goes? There’s NO saying? Well, who cares — it’s time for the Manslations News, lassies! – CHINESE FIREMEN ASKED TO STOP TAKING SEX FOR BRIBES, STILL REQUIRED TO RUN AROUND CAR AT RED LIGHTS [...]

Oh, hello manslatees. This Friday’s edition of the Manslation News Roundup is going to be a quick one with only ONE news item. (And I don’t want to hear any crap about how ONE item can’t have been “rounded up,” ok? I round stuff up all the time, and let me tell you, it’s possible.) [...]

It’s another Friday in paradise, people, and that means only one thing* — it’s time for another edition of the Manslations News Roundup. *It probably means more things than that, but I’m not going to sit here and list all the things it means, ok? We’re all busy so let’s just get on with our [...]

Well, well, well, manslatees. We’ve arrived at yet another weekend, another chance to finally make things right, another fork in the road, another fork in the silverware drawer, another monkey in the wrench — another Manslations News Roundup! Initiate! – 24 YEAR OLD MAN LOSES 82 YEAR OLD WIFE. I LOSE 2 HOUR OLD LUNCH [...]

Well, well, well. Here we are again. Another Friday, another Manslations News Roundup. Are we going to get started? Yes. Yes we are. – ROBERT RODRUIGUEZ WANTS ROSE MCGOWAN TO PLAY BARBARELLA. EVERYBODY ELSE? MMMM…NOT SO MUCH. Filmmaker Robert Rodriguez appears to be losing ground in his battle to cast his new fiance in the [...]

Welcome back to yet another installment of my weekly tradition: The Manslations News Roundup. In it, we see a dead ostrich, talking butts, (another!) freaky-deaky Aussie dude, and we begin with the return of LiLo. Let’s go! – LINDSAY LOHAN STEALS ANOTHER WOMAN’S FIANCE. A LONE PERSON, SOMEWHERE, WAS SHOCKED TO HEAR IT. You know, [...]

Welcome back to another edition — and possibly the most Corey-filled edition ever — of Manslations News Roundup. Let’s get right into it, if for no other reason than…well, it involves the Coreys. – THE COREYS ARE IN THE “TOP TEN MOVIE BADASSES”: WORLD RESPONDS “WAIT…OH YEAH, THEY DID USED TO DO MOVIES…” This, my [...]