manslations

Well, it’s that time, folks. Moving day. Or moving week, at least. In a couple of days, my lovely enwifened one and I will be moving from Brooklyn…to our new house in Albuquerque, New Mexico.
As a result, I’m going to be offline for a little while, at least

You know, sometimes the thirds sentence makes you spit out your Irish oatmeal with the blueberries in it. Today was one of those days.
I have been dating this young guy for almost 5 months. Our relationship has been great until today. Well, it wasn’t perfect: I am married and we see each other twice a [...]

A reader named Tara is with a guy…except in front of his pals. Does this mean Booty Call? Well…maybe.
What does it mean when the guy you are with introduces you to his buddies as “my friend”?  As is “this is my friend so and so”, nice to meet you… On top of that the guy [...]

Well, kookookachoo, Mrs. Robinson. A reader, cleverly named, “I so want to rock his cradle” wants to…you know…rock a young man’s cradle. But she didn’t start it. He’s been showing interest in HER. And she wants to know why. I’m-a tell her.
Dear Mac,
I’m a frequent reader, hell I’m an everyday reader, actually, I’m borderline stalker, [...]

A reader who’s Feeling Frisky wants to understand how long you have to wait on the sex before you can be reasonably sure a guy isn’t only in it for the sex. Oh sure, a nice simple one for Friday.  Sheesh.
You’ve addressed the when can we have sex question in your column(whenever you want) but [...]

A reader named Aleta wants to know what it means when a guy is nice for a couple of days, and then in the light of the full moon, he becomes a weredouche. What might this mean? Let’s find out…
Okay…I thought that women were supposed to be the moody ones. What is this with a [...]

Aaaaaand, we’re back. Sorry for the interruption, folks. The new version of Wordpress made it all cattywampus for me to format things properly. I hope you’ve used the time away wisely. Gosh, I know I didn’t.
Oh, and before I forget, you should all check out Jennifer Priest’s blog. She’s a life coach who was kind [...]

This is a test of the emergency Manslations system. This is only a test. If this were an actual Manslations emergency…er…oh, there really aren’t any of those, so nevermind.
Hi there, Manslatees. It’s Jeff Mac, reporting to you live from the universe in which the new version of Wordpress has screwed with my ability to post [...]

A reader named Tatum broke up with her ex about a year ago. And a funny thing started happening a few months ago. Not funny ha-ha, per se. Or funny strange, really. But it happened, though. Oh, it happened.
Ahem. One of her ex’s best friends started texting. As “friends.” What is this all about? Well, [...]

Maria has a delivery guy who she believes is interested. In her, I’m saying. Not just “generally interested in things.” Why would she write to me about that? Come on, people.
Anyway, she just wants the news — good, bad or indifferent. Is he, or isn’t he? And how can I tell?
Let’s take a look at [...]