Need a Manslation?
So, you have a question about understanding men? Or a specific man in particular? Well, have no fear. Give me all the details, and I’ll manslate your problems away, guaranteed. (Not really “guaranteed” so much as, you know, “not.”) Couple of quick items:
WARNING: I AM ONLY ONE MANSLATOR
I write 5 Manslations per week, and I receive more than 5 requests per week. Now, full disclosure — I haven’t taken math since Ronald Reagan was president, but I’m pretty sure that means that I can no longer guarantee I’ll be able to get to everyone. But I’ll certainly do my best to get to as many of you as I possibly can. Regardless, please be patient — the current wait can be over a month before I post my response. (Hey, I can only make up so much stuff per day!)
AND I’LL QUOTE YOU ON THAT…
Also, be aware — whatever you tell me is what I will put up on the site, AS IS, unless you tell me otherwise. So change whatever details you need to change in order to keep yourself from getting beaten up. Or to keep ME from getting beaten up. (Especially that last part.)
OH, AND THE WHOLE PRIVACY THING?
And if you’re concerned about privacy in filling out that form down there? Don’t be. I have no interest in stealing or selling your identity. I have enough trouble managing my own.
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