manslations

Who is this Jeff Mac?

So, you’re nosy and want to know who is writing this website, do you?

Sorry, sorry. That came off defensive. And I don’t want to be that way. It does a disservice to both of us. (I’m sitting here with a raccoon.)

Ok. Here are a couple of things for you.

Well, first of all, I’ve written a book called, er, well, Manslations. It’s been bought by Sourcebooks, and should come out sometime in the Fall of 2008.

I’m a stand up comic. Here’s a short bio of me on Comedy Central’s website. You might even have seen me on season one of their stand up showcase, “Live at Gotham.” Especially if you were watching that show during my set. You could hardly miss me!

In fact, right on Comedy Central’s online store, you can buy ringtones of MY voice. Why would you want to do that? Er…status symbol?

You might also have heard my voice in TV and radio commercials. I’ve been a roller skating donut, a roll of paper towels, and a package of toilet paper. Seriously. And that’s just a few of the inanimate objects to which I have given voice. Shh, shh, don’t cry. There’s no need to be jealous like that.

Also, here are some of my MANSLATIONS QUALIFICATIONS. Read them and weep*.

*If you actually weep just from reading my Manslations Qualifications, you might be bipolar or something. You should probably talk to somebody.

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